No sense of humour,some people! ;0) They've passed a few more on tomorrow,only brown and silver(duo-tone) cars can park on tuesdays and 30th.February.Sledges are OK on Summer Solstice weekend but must be facing North,unless the owner is a Laplander delivering blubber between the seconds of 1.35.56 and 1.35.58 and 42. Ambulances can only park on alternate thursdays and one minute past halfpast three (am),4 months prior notice is required for non urgent cases of death due to natural causes (please consider the use of re-cycle bags).Parking astride a speed hump is permitted but may cause offence or injury to a second/third party or both,please exercise discretion. |