| Topic: | Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Only eleven new flats sold in W13/ W5 | |
| Posted by: | Tony Heath | |
| Date/Time: | 16/11/19 12:37:00 |
| Re. only 11 new flats sold W13/W5. I know what went wrong. The property development sales teams forgot to include the following in the price of the new accommodation in Ealing: a life-time supply of stab-proof vests; maps of the locality drugs sales points; fresh air filter masks (to combat the pollution from static vehicles due to permanent road works); 'self help first aid' kits, needed in place of a GP appointments. With the above sweeteners, there'll be queues of potential buyers at the various 'show flats' LOL . . . . |